Note: Don’t start singing this song unless you have a few people on board with you.  You must get naked as the song progresses, it doesn’t work if you go it alone, that just makes you creepy.

Chorus: Father Abraham, had seven sons

            Seven sons had Father Abraham

            And they never laughed, and they never cried,

            All they did was go like this

With the right (arm)

Chorus

With the right (arm), and the left (arm)

Chorus

With the right (arm), and the left (arm), and the right (leg)

Chorus

Continue to add the next action with each repetition

And the left (leg)

And a “hooah” (thrust)

And shirts off!

And pants off!

And let’s let get naked!