(start very quiet, nearly a whisper, get louder with each repetition

I love my wife, (yes I do, yes I do)

I love her dearly

I love the hole (I love the hole)

She pisses through (she pisses through)

I love her tits (diddly its, diddly its)

And her big brown asshole

I’d eat her shit (gobble gobble)

With a rusty spoon (with a rusty spoon)

 Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a whole lot worse

(continue for as long as you want)