Leader; Monday’s a working day

All: Monday’s a working day

Chorus

L: How’s your mother

A: Alright!

L: How’s your brother?

A: Too tight

L: How’s sister?

A: Just right

L: When’s the last time?

A: Last night!

L: When’s the next time?

A: Tonight!

L: Is everybody happy?

A: You bet your ass we are!  Doo, doo, de doo, doo, de doo (while turning in circles if someone puts their finger on your head)

L:Monday’s a working day

A: Monday’s a working day

L: Tuesday’s a toking day

A: Tuesday’s a toking day

Chorus

Wednesday’s a whacking day

Thursday’s a drinking day

Friday’s a fucking day

SATURDAY’S A RUGBY DAY!

Sunday is the lord’s day (on one knee)

Dough – The Stuff That buys me beer (to the tune of Doe a Deer)

Dough a Thing I Buy Beer With


Ray the guy who sells me beer


Me, a guy I buy beer for


Fa, a long way to the bar


So, I think I'll have a beer


La, la la la la la la


Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer


And that brings us back to dough oh oh oh ....

(Repeat)