Note: Add a new day each time until you are singing all of them

On the first day of rugby my true love gave to me, a hand job in an MG

(Alternatively, “ a hand job that wasn’t worth a fuck, WHAT THAT FUCK!”)

On the second day of rugby my true love gave to me, two French whores

Third day, three shit house doors

Fourth day, four fucking friends

Fifth day, FIVE BLOW JOBS (after this line you can make fun of someone present i.e. “Randy’s got a purdy mouth”…repeat this line until nobody says anything extra, then continue the countdown)

6^th  day, 6 69ers

7^th day, 7 sucking sisters

8^th day, 8 aching assholes

9^th day, 9 naked nymphos

10^th day, 10 tons of titties

11^th day, 11 leaping lesbians

12^th day, 12 twats a twitching