to the tune of "Camptown Races"

I know a bear that you all know

Yogi, Yogi.

I know a bear that you all know

Yogi, Yogi Bear

Yogi, Yogi Bear!  Yogi, Yogi Bear

I know a bear that you all know Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi’s got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo….

Yogi’s got a girl friend, Cindy,Cindy…

Cindy won’t trim her pubes, Grizzly, Grizzly

Cindy Bear shaves her muff, Bare bear, Bare Bear

Yogi’s got a twelve inch cock, Black bear, black bear

Cindy hates it in the ass, something something

Cindy hates it in the ass, something she can’t bear.

Cindy doesn’t have any teeth, gummy gummy

Yogi’s dick is long and green, cucum, cucum

Yogi’s dick is long and green cucum, cucumbear

Cindy likes it in the fridge, polar polar

(Or…Cindy hates to give it up…)

Cindy likes it upside down, koala, koala

Cindy likes it on the rag, red bear, red bear

Cindy likes it on the rag, red red red bear

Yogi likes to cuddle after, care bear, care bear

Cindy wears lingerie, Teddy Teddy

Cindy likes it in the butt, brown bear, brown bear

Cindy likes it in the but, Brown brown brown bear